This is the fifth Queen's Speech I have covered for the WMN.
Every year I get a ticket to watch HM dryly reading out the list of Bills from the limited press gallery in the House of Lords.
Every year there is a lot of hanging about, much tittering at over-the-top frocks, cheap looking tiaras and Lords, ladies and high commissioners trying to wedge themselves into their tiny allocated seat.
Every year I make lots of notes for a sketch.
And every year almost none of it gets into the paper, because the contents of the Bills and the exchanges in the Commons are more newsworthy by the end of the day.
I had already begun the fear the same this year. Until the Sunday papers got their mits on apparently the whole Queens Speech.
Which means for the first time exactly what Lady Fotherington-Forsyth-Smythe is wearing risks being the big unknown political shock.
Although there is the small matter of Harriet Harman's first proper outing against David Cameron in the Commons.
Can she really complain about leaks to the press with a straight face?